Moriah says...
An awesome limerick, courtesy of LimerickDB:
Limerick #292
A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"
Moriah says...
Paraphrasing a Daniel-story: "Wow, you sure startled me! There's a nice breeze out here so I'm sure the smell of my soiled pants should waft into your house any moment."
Daniel says...
Courtesy of Moriah: "Dreamhost Announcement! Your server will be down for the next 10 days!"
Moriah says...
As seen on a bumper sticker: "4 out of 3 people have problems with fractions."
Daniel says...
Luke says: "Except, unlike most Christian bookstores, it was actually a BOOKstore.
Not the Jesus Gift Shop."
Daniel says...
I said Consumate V's! Consumate V's! Guy wouldn't know majesty if it bit him in the face...
Daniel says...
At Live Oak's Xmas Party, as said by Phil:
"Yeah, he sure does resemble Daniel. We peek out of our offices during the day and there's Daniel, blowing bubbles."
Daniel says...
As seen on the side of a liquid waste truck: "We're #1 in a #2 business!"
